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Michael Cera

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Michael Cera started out his quest to stardom on the offbeat TV sensation "Arrested Development", where he played the awkwardly amusing George Michael. Since the show, he has gone on to star in "Superbad" and "Juno", both hilarious movies that play up Cera's unique brand of geeky humor.

Pros: Did you see those sexy legs in the little P.E. shorts???

Cons: Unless you're his cousin you might not have a shot.

Shia LaBeouf

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Shia LaBeouf is a child actor turned mega-star. He got his start on the popular kids show "Even Stevens" where he played the annoying younger brother in an over-achieving family. Lucky for him, he made a smooth transition from child star to popular actor by managing to stay cute as he got older. He has since starred in Transformers, Disturbia and soon will be seen in the new Indiana Jones movie.

Pros: You can get him before he's been in Hollywood too long and fawned over too much and turns Tom Cruise style crazy.

Marky Mark

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Marky Mark, real name Mark Wahlberg, was the leader of the 1990's musical group "Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch". Their song, "Good Vibrations" topped that charts. He was also known as a model, appearing in many popular Calvin Klein advertisements that featured white underwear and rock hard abs. Later in his career he turned to acting using his real name rather then his super-cool funky bunch name.

Pros: Good Vibrations!!!! And you could wash clothes on his tummy!

Cons: No guy that looks that good is ever straight.

Will Farrell

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Vince Vaughn

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Taye Diggs

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Martin Lawrence

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Daniel Craig

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Daniel Wroughton Craig is an English actor.

Orlando Bloom

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Orlando Jonathan Blanchard Bloom (born 13 January 1977) is an English actor. He had his break-through role in the early 2000s as the elf-prince Legolas in The Lord of the Rings and blacksmith Will Turner in the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy of films, and subsequently established himself as a lead in Hollywood films, including Troy, Elizabethtown, and Kingdom of Heaven. Bloom most recently appeared in the sequels Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End.

Zac Efron

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Zachary David Alexander Efron is an American actor and singer. He began acting in the early 2000s, and became known to young audiences after his roles in the Disney Channel Original Movie High School Musical, the WB series Summerland, and the film version of the Broadway musical Hairspray. Speaking to Newsweek in June 2006, director Adam Shankman described Efron as "arguably the biggest teen star in America right now." In 2007, right before the release of High School Musical 2, Rolling Stone declared him the "poster boy for tweenyboppers" and featured him in their late August issue.

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