Cartoon

Cinderella always knew she was going to get out of the kitchen. In typical Disney fashion, this super-hot cartoon babe beat out two fugly, mean chicks for the affections of the handsome prince, despite her status as nothing more then the kitchen maid. But really, did she win out because she was a nice, sweet girl? Or did she win out because the kingdom didn't have enough paper bags in it for the prince to take one of her beastly foes to bed?

PROS: She'll even clean the castle afterwards!

CONS: Who wants to do ANY chick with all those creepy little clothed mice running around??!!!

What's not serious about a cartoon secret agent fighting crime with an insurance job as her cover? Ok, so as cheesy as the Esurance commercials are, you've gotta love their hot cartoon mascot. Whether she's saving helpless motorists who need proof of insurance, saving old English men from falling crap or blowing up giant football playing robots, Erin sure does kick a lot of ass!

Duffman, the spokesman for Homer Simpson's favorite beer, is a powerhouse of cartoony goodness. A typical beer spokes-guy, Duffman likes to party with hot women and cold beverages.

Pros: He's hunky and he always brings free beer.

Cons: That yellow skin isn't natural, its jaundice from the liver failure. YAY ALCOHOL!

Captain Planet was a cartoon created by Ted Turner to promote environmental awareness. He was assisted by the planeteers, who held rings of power representing the 5 elements, earth, fire, wind, water and heart. Yes, heart is an element. He is recognized by his super-fabulous red boots and trademark green mullet.

Pros: If "Heart" can be an element, can "Big Blue Cock" be one too?

Cons: What do you think happens to recycled condoms?

"By the power of Greyskull!"

This mighty superhero defended Eternia from the evil forces of Skelator. Up in his castle Greyskull, Heman and the other Masters of the Universe kept their world safe from villainous plots with super cool powers and swords.

Pros: What a strapping young man he is!

Cons: You would have to fight She-ra to get at him.

Hercules, son of Greek god Zeus, was abducted as a baby and turned into a mortal with an evil potion. But as he didn't drink the whole thing, he retained his god-like powers, just not his ability to go home to Olympus.

Pros: He has the body of a Greek god!

Cons: that strange relationship he had with that little centaur with the high-pitched voice...

Jessica Rabbit is reminiscent of the sexy "dame in distress" featured in early detective shows and plays.

Married to the ever-goofy Roger Rabbit, Jessica showed her kinky side by not only dating and marrying a member of another species, but proudly taking his last name. Jessica is notorious for her cool and sultry antics, carrying herself with confidence and poise. A true lady, Jessica would do anything for her furry little man, even if it means playing patty cake with a wrinkly old white guy.

This sexy 1930's animated tartlett was one of the first talking carton characters.

Her sexy animated frame was featured in a comic strip, on TV, in movies and on zillions of merchandised items between the 1930's and today. Her Marilyn Monroe style antics have earned her a permanent place in history as one of the hottest cartoons ever drawn...even if she doesn't really have a chin...

Let Rocksteady rock your world!

After a hard breakup with fellow evil-doer Bebop, this rhino is on the prowl and looking to show you just what kind of animal he can be!

After years of chasing after turtles with mad ninja skills, Rocksteady has left his position as Shredder's main muscle to pursue a solo career of his own.

What is he going to be up to you ask? Our manly mutant friend is saying as of yet, but with a cartoon series and countless movies to his credit, we can only imagine it has to be something big!