Celebrities

Shannon Elizabeth

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The girl who stole our hearts (or at least, eyes) in American Pie, Shannon Elizabeth continues to be an icon of feminine beauty. This vegetarian Texan has tons of sex appeal while still displaying culture and class. Although she did pose for Playboy on more than one occasion, she has said that it is one of her biggest regrets.

Heather Graham

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The daughter of an FBI agent, Heather Graham seemed destined to find fame as Austin Powers' sexy sidekick, Felicity Shagwell. Ridiculed as a "theater geek" as a kid, Heather is now a model, successful actress, and one of People magazine's 50 most beautiful people. She has also been named one of the sexiest women in the world by FHM, Stuff, and Femme Fatales magazine.

Gemma Atkinson

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Gemma Atkinson is an English actress, television personality and glamor and lingerie model. She recently appeared as a contestant on the ITV reality TV series I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! and is recognizable as one of the most prominent celebrity glamor models in the UK. [log in and edit this description]

Brooke Burke

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Brooke Lisa Burke (born September 8, 1971) is an American television personality and model, known for hosting Wild On! (1999-2002) and Rock Star (2005-2006).

Courtney Cox

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Ok, yes we know it blows your mind that she is 44 already, but hey, she is still a hottie!! While other "friends" took the long walk into the good night, Courtney's career still kept it's momentum (well sort of) with continues roles in various sitcoms including the new popular drama Dirt on FX Networks. And she just missed a role in the show Desperate Housewives, but her role went to Teri Hatcher instead because Courtney was pregnant at the time.

Nikki Cox

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Nikki Cox is an American actress known mostly for her roles on the television series Unhappily Ever After and Las Vegas.

Cox was born in Los Angeles, California. Cox's career as an entertainer started at the age of four, as she appeared as a dancer in several ballet productions and TV specials. She began acting at the age of ten, making appearances in several movies and guest starring on shows such as Baywatch, Webster, California Dreams, Star Trek: The Next Generation, and Blossom. She also starred in General Hospital from 1993 to 1995

Kelly Hu

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Who is Kelly Hu? She's THAT girl from X2, that uber hot adamantium-clawed villainess that almost ended Wolverine. She's also appeared on numerous episodes of Robot Chicken (how sweet is that?). And if that wasn't enough for you, she was also the voice of Okiku from Afro Samurai. Ok guys, calm down, we know she sounds like your dream girl. Sadly she also appeared in the show Growing Pains, but we won't hold that against her.

Steve Carell

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Steve Carell rose to fame as a correspondant on The Daily Show with John Stewart. He is an actor, comedian, producer and writer. He recently starred in the movie Dan in Real Life. A stark departure from his usual slapstick comedy style.

Prior to opting for a career as a performer, Carell worked as a mail carrier in Littleton, Massachusetts. He later recounted that he quit after a few months because he was "very, very bad at it." He also planned on attending law school, but was unable to write an explanation on an application form as to why he wanted to be a lawyer.

Demi Moore

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Speaking of Cougars... RWARRR! Demi Moore is the reincarnation of the Hollywood cougar. She epitomizes the art. After ditching the aging Bruce Willis (how much harder can a person die) and sinking her claws into Ashton Coucher, she's been idling her time away. Perhaps she is sucking his youthful life force out and will discard the aged shell as she has done before.

Simona Fusco-Stratten

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You might recognize Simona from Beerfest, if not, that's ok. We're just going to ban you from the site now.....
just kidding. But seriously, that movie was awesome! You might have also seen her in Cougar Club... quite possibly one of the lamest movies I have ever seen. If it didn't have a bunch of super hot people in it, I would not even have mentioned it. It's only redeeming quality is that it is about Cougars.

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