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Salma Hayek

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Salma Hayek, who made her big break in “Desperado”, is known as one of the most stunning beauties in Hollywood. Born in Mexico, Salma came to Hollywood in 1991 to pursue an acting career. Since then she has become a super-celebrity; branching out into directing, producing and even women’s rights advocacy. If her fame, beauty, and humanitarianism aren't proof enough of her merits, she also was Glamour magazine's Woman of the Year in 2001.

Pros: Strong, beautiful, exotic.

Cons: Agreed to take part in "Once Upon a Time in Mexico"

Kim Kardashian

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian is an American socialite, and television personality. She is best known for her adventurous social life, sex tape, and her reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Daniel Craig

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Daniel Wroughton Craig is an English actor.

Carrie Underwood

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Pros:
- Great Singer
Cons:
- She sings country.

Bow Wow

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Shad Gregory Moss (born March 9, 1987), better known by his stage name Bow Wow (formerly Lil' Bow Wow), is an American rapper, actor, and music producer.

Carmen Electra

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Tara Leigh Patrick (born April 20, 1972), professionally known as Carmen Electra, is an American glamour model, television personality, dancer, singer, and actress mostly known for her work with Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer on Scary Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans and appearance in Baywatch as Lani McKenzie.

Brad Pitt

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William Bradley "Brad" Pitt (born December 18, 1963) is an American actor, film producer, and social activist. He became famous during the mid 1990s after starring in several major Hollywood films. Pitt was nominated for an Academy Award and won a Golden Globe Award, both of which were for his role in the 1995 film Twelve Monke

Beyonce Knowles

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Beyoncé Giselle Knowles is an American R&B singer, songwriter, record producer, music video director, actress, dancer, and fashion designer. Knowles rose to fame as the creative force and lead singer of the R&B girl group Destiny's Child, the world's best-selling female group of all time.

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The last 2 Batman films featured 2 different ladies in the role of Rachel Dawes (just in case you didn't notice). If you were Christian Bale, who would you be most pumped to have as your leading lady??

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Guitar Hero Topless vs. Guitar Hero Ass

To continue with the "hot girls playing Guitar Hero" thing (should it be "Guitar Heroin"?), here's a lovely duo who enjoy working the virtual crowd in little to no clothes... which seems to be the style now-a-days... Who would you rather do??

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Hillary Fisher vs. Christine Dolce

Let's see which popular MySpace model is more popular on this (much cooler) site! Vote now!

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Pussycat Dolls vs. Girlicious

So who's it gonna be, the original pre-fabricated "dance-troupe turned musical act" The Pussycat Dolls or Robin Antin's reality show spin-off group Girlicious? Either way, you're voting for the epitome of corporately fabricated "girl pop," so you'd might as well sit back and enjoy the eye-candy while you can. Who would you rather do?

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Guitar Hero Lingerie vs. Guitar Hero Boobs

So, you play guitar hero, do you? Yeah I bet you do you fucking loser! In all seriousness though, I include myself as one of the millions of players worldwide who has been enthralled by those flying circles and plastic guitar peripherals. So to us guitar hero players, what's better than a hot girl playing Guitar Hero? Well, a lot of things actually... like having sex with a hot girl WHILE playing Guitar Hero... awesome. Anyways, vote for your favorite Guitar Hero Hottie, and if you come across any others, be sure to add em and keep the train rolling!

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