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Pussycat Dolls

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The Pussycat Dolls are an American pop quintet, and dance and burlesque ensemble founded by choreographer Robin Antin in 1995. The group began as a dance troupe based in Los Angeles, before being "re-cast" as a music group in 2003. The group released their first single in 2004, and have gone on to international commercial success. The group is currently preparing to release their second studio album Doll Domination on September 23, 2008.

Girlicious

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Girlicious is a pop group formed by Robin Antin from the reality TV show Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious. Before the premiere of the show, Girlicious had already started recording their debut album and working on music videos since the summer of 2007. Originally the group was to be a trio, but was conceived as a quartet, through a final decision of creator, Robin Antin. They have received more attention from the Canadian & Brazilian audiences than the U.S.

Tata Young

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Tata Young is the daughter of an American man and a Thai women. A music sensation in Asia, she's also gained fame in Australia and Europe as well. Her hit song "El-NIN-YO!" was played in Thai clubs over and over and over....and over and over and over.....

With her sexy body and lyrics like "You've got my temperature rising like EL-NIN-YO..", Thai parents are going crazy trying to keep their sweet little girls sweet, when role models like Tata are going around on TV shaking their..well...tatas.

The Donnas

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This all-female rock band from Palo Alto, California formed in 1993 while all 4 members were in the eighth grade. Although they were relatively unpopular for several years (even after releasing a few studio albums under various independent record labels), The Donnas found major mainstream popularity in 2002 when they released "Spend the Night" under Atlantic records. Rolling Stone had this to say: "the Donnas offer a guileless take on adolescent alienation; they traffic in kicks, not catharsis, fun rather than rage." ...plus they're all pretty hot too, so that's a nice bonus!

Leanne Rimes

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Leanne Rimes enjoyed early success, releasing her first single when she was only thirteen. He song "How Do I Live (without you)" was on the US top 100 for sixty-nine weeks, a record that still has yet to be broken. Like many child stars, Leanne had problems with people taking advantage of her success. After coming of age she sued her father for pocketing her millions for himself, and has only recently reconciled with him.

Pros: She can't live without you! Well..at least she doesn't know HOW....

Cons: Child star usually equals spoiled brat.

Faith Hill

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Faith Hill is one of the most successful country singers to date having sold 35 million albums world-wide. She has received recognition at the People's Choice Awards, The Grammys, and The Country Music Association. Faith is married to fellow star Tim McGraw and the couple have three children.

Pros: That sexy, raspy voice.

Cons: She hangs out with cowboys.

Lyle Lovett

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Lyle Lovett may not look like a stud, but this is the man that nailed down Julia Roberts! He has 13 albums and has charted 15 singles. In 2002 he was injured in a freak bull-ramming incident (the cowboy life is rough..) but has since recovered.

Pros: Lovett? COME ON!!!! THINK OF THE SEXUAL INNUENDO POTENTIAL!!!

Cons: His face looks like a well-worn saddle.

Garth

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The shy side-kick of Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar was played by Dana Carvy in the SNL skits and in the hit movie. Like every side-kick, Garth was often thrust into Wayne's over-excited shadow, but without Garth there to remind Wayne to "Take your Ritlin!", the show never would have succeeded.

Pros: Once you get those glasses off and tie back that hair, Garth resembles a young, skinny, pale Fabio.

Cons: He'll have your sphincter saying, "What!?"

Wayne

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Wayne Campbell, played by Mike Myers, was the host of "Wayne's World", a rock comedy sketch on SNL. The sketch gained so much popularity that they decided to turn it into a full-length movie featuring the adventures of Wayne and his side-kick Garth.

Pros: I love a man with a mullet...

Cons: Wayne and Garth do EVERYTHING together..if you get my drift.

Shania Twain

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Shania Twain has faded from the spotlight in the last few years, but was once one of Canada's biggest music stars... FOR SINGING COUNTRY OF ALL THINGS!!! She was known for her revealing outfits and was criticized for her bared mid-drift in Nashville. Good-looking and successful, she followed the Canadian tradition of super-hot stars marrying old, ugly producers and settled with him in Switzerland.

Pros: She wants you to "Come on Over" so she can "Getcha good"....that sounds promising!

Cons: She sings country...but as long as she shuts up in bed you might not try and kill her....

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