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Lace is a fabric commonly used as trimming for decorative pieces. It can be hand woven or machine made, and is often itchy if worn, especially against ones nipples. Lace is often associated with innocence and beauty.

Pros: Sometimes you just want a nice, sweet looking girl.

Cons: ITCHY NIPPLES

Leather is a material made from the skin of domestic farm animals and less commonly, wild game. It is used to make various commercial products such as boots, bags and the hot corset the nice young lady in the photo is wearing.

Pros: Leather makes a girl look dark, badass and sexy.

Cons: It's sometimes sweaty...

Evangeline Lily plays the sexy cast-away Kate on the hit TV series "Lost". Kate is a bad girl with a dark past, and just can't seem to open up her heart to poor sexy Sawyer. With two of the hottest guys on the Island after her, Kate is one of the few that gets a hearty pick at just who her Tarzan is going to be.

PROS: What else is there to do on a deserted island?

CONS: When you haven't bathed in a few months, or had access to proper hair-control devices, things can get funky.

This innocent blond left us on a cliff-hanger last season when she vanished along with the rest of the island. Her sweet and innocent persona makes her a sweet contrast to other more hardened characters like Sawyer and Kate. This girl-next-door has been duped by the opposite sex one too many times for her liking and is looking for a heroic he-man to save the day.

PROS: Only chick on the island that hasn't screwed a fellow castaway, poor Charlie died before he got his chance.

CONS: She's somebody's mama!

Playboy bunnies were a marketing mastermind. For years Playboy has raked in the dough on merchandise, magazines and movie, all for the price of a few sets of ears. These bunny babes have had some of the hottest ladies in Hollywood among their ranks, and boast a bazillion bucks worth of buxom bouncing boobies.

PROS: Ever hearrd the expression "breeding like rabbits" ?

CONS: Hard to feel like a man when her ears are bigger then your manhood.

This old fashioned style of prostitute shows that Japan has always been a little weird when it comes to sex. The girls, painted up like clowns, wear elaborate costumes and entertain men with arts and the prospect of some sexy geisha groping...if they can pay for it.

PROS: It's like having sex at a costume party, mysterious and sexy.

CONS: It might take you all day to even get the 30 pounds of costume and make-up off before you get to the girl.

The school girl trend that's come out of Japan has defiantly had sticking power. I mean, what modern man wasn't once a sexually frustrated high school boy, gawky and horny around so many young, sexy girls.

Pros: Living out every 15 year old boy's dream!

Cons: Er... you're not 15 anymore, so now it could get creepy. Just make sure its a role-playing thing and not ACTUAL school girls....

AS IF Disney didn't know what they were doing with this one. They took a virginal little red-head ad barely covered up her blossoming boobies with little seashells. THEN they gave her sexy slender legs and had her wash up NAKED on a beach without a voice so she was just a hot little thing with no way to argue. GEEZ that was subtle. No wonder the priest had a boner in the end.

PROS: She wants a chance to stretch out those new legs of hers!

CONS: She smells like...well...fish.

Cinderella always knew she was going to get out of the kitchen. In typical Disney fashion, this super-hot cartoon babe beat out two fugly, mean chicks for the affections of the handsome prince, despite her status as nothing more then the kitchen maid. But really, did she win out because she was a nice, sweet girl? Or did she win out because the kingdom didn't have enough paper bags in it for the prince to take one of her beastly foes to bed?

PROS: She'll even clean the castle afterwards!

CONS: Who wants to do ANY chick with all those creepy little clothed mice running around??!!!

Tata Young is the daughter of an American man and a Thai women. A music sensation in Asia, she's also gained fame in Australia and Europe as well. Her hit song "El-NIN-YO!" was played in Thai clubs over and over and over....and over and over and over.....

With her sexy body and lyrics like "You've got my temperature rising like EL-NIN-YO..", Thai parents are going crazy trying to keep their sweet little girls sweet, when role models like Tata are going around on TV shaking their..well...tatas.