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Jennifer Morrison plays the sexy Dr. Cameron on the hit TV series, "House MD". In the last season we saw less of her since her character quit alongside her boyfriend and fellow Doctor, Dr. Chase. Dr. Chase also happens to be Jennifer's husband off-screen.

Pros: She was willing to give it a go with the cantankerous Dr. House early on in the show, and he may be the biggest prick alive. That means even you may have a shot!

Cons: There are cons when dating a hot doctor???

Evangeline Lily plays the sexy cast-away Kate on the hit TV series "Lost". Kate is a bad girl with a dark past, and just can't seem to open up her heart to poor sexy Sawyer. With two of the hottest guys on the Island after her, Kate is one of the few that gets a hearty pick at just who her Tarzan is going to be.

PROS: What else is there to do on a deserted island?

CONS: When you haven't bathed in a few months, or had access to proper hair-control devices, things can get funky.

Adele Silva (born 19 November 1980 in Croydon, Surrey) is an English actress and television personality. She was educated at the Sylvia Young Theatre School and has been on stage and television since she was a child. Her first TV appearance was as Squeak in the 1989 Doctor Who story Survival. As a young girl she also appeared in Mr. Majeika, The Bill and EastEnders.

Leah Dizon (born on September 24, 1986 in Las Vegas) is a model, singer, actress, and TV personality in Japan. Leah has a very diverse ethnic background including Chinese, Filipino and French. In 2006, she moved to Tokyo after being accepted by a Japanese talent agency for her modeling. Soon after, she began her music career releasing Japanese-language songs.

Kari Byron, born and raised in San-Francisco, is an artist and TV personality, best known for her role as a Build Team member on the Discovery Channel's Mythbusters. Kari graduated from San Francisco State University in May of 1998 with a Bachelor of Arts degree in Film and Sculpture. Kari got her start on Mythbusters when she showed up at Jamie Hyneman's workshop (M5 Industries) and expressed a strong desire to help his company. On her first day as a paid employee, she was asked to help with the "airplane vacuum toilet" myth, where she had to have a cast of her buttocks made.

Tim Taylor, a grunting, accident prone egomaniac, entertained us on television's favorite family sitcom, "Home Improvement" until we were old enough to figure out he wasn't all that funny.

But who wouldn't want Tim? A successful family man, he had Detroit's third highest rated tool show on which he often expressed his feelings about his wife and family instead of fixing all the stuff he routinely broke.

Do you want a grunting Manimal that will carve your kids a Jack-o-lantern with a chain saw? Or cook a Steak with a blow-torch? Well this is the guy for you!

Abi Titmuss is a UK glamor model turned tv actress. Titmuss was voted by readers as #7 in FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2005, and wrote a regular sex advice column for the magazine. Titmuss undertook a series of interviews promoting her image as a real sex star and Britain's #1 pinup. In her own words to the Sunday Mirror she stated: "I'm not like those glamour girls who say: 'I'm really dirty, I'm really bad', then just pose around. I really am dirty and bad - I love sex." Wowsers!!

Jamie Lynn Spears used to be the good Spears sister, but the last few months have proven that girls from small southern towns never stay good in Hollywood. Jamie Lynn just announced her pregnancy and her engagement, and the girl is only 17! Not even old enough to pose for a "barely legal" photo in hustler and shes going to be a mommy. The legacy of f'd up Spears kids continues on.

Pros: Not as skanky as older sis...yet.

Cons: Doesn't matter how many kids she shoots out, you're still going to get arrested if you get there before her 18th birthday.

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Morticia is the mom from the Adams family, and is the original sexy goth chick! This woman has long dark hair and smoky black eyes that could convince any red-blooded man to let himself be tortured! Kinky, svelte and sexy, Morticia is the ultimate MILF!

Cons: A jealous husband who would gladly do strange and terrible things to any man who laid eyes on her, a house full of creepy kids, and not knowing where that disembodied hand thats always hanging around might end up....