Batman vs. Spiderman
Which hot hero makes you horny?
Batman
Bruce Wayne was driven by nothing more than revenge when he became the caped crusader. With no special powers other then a hot body and clever mind, Batman is a true superhero having no actual unattainable advantage. A serious sort, batty boy is only know to occasionally break loose, mostly busting out his famous "bat dance" at the club.
Pros: That spandex has left little to the consumer imagination, leaving every woman in Batman's path to hope for some sort of "bat signal" so she can work her way under that cape...
Cons: He might call you "Robin" in bed...
Created: August 25th, 2008 Added by sachaSpiderman
Spiderman has been saving our butts since my grandpa was a kid, using those spidey-senses of his to stop bad guys and save babes in comics, TV and in the movies. Spiderman is the product of a horrible scientific accident involving him, a wayward arachnid, and a poorly supervised lab. Lucky for Peter Parker it was a spider that was hanging about or he could have ended up "Gnat Man" or "The ladybug", both of which would be pretty pussy heros.
Pros: Strong and agile, this guy knows his way around in web!
Cons: Whats that sticky web-crap made out of anyways?
Created: August 25th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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