Celine Dion vs. Shania Twain
Two hot Canadian stars that married wrinkly old guys. Whats with Canadian women liking shriveled balls???
Celine Dion
Celine Dion is most likely the most famous French-Canadian in show business. Her long-running career has shown a longevity that few stars get to enjoy, but not without some sacrifices. Married to her manager, Celine tried for years to have a child before finally having her son in her forties. Celine did nightly shows at Caeser's Palace in Las Vegas from 2002 until last year. She has sold more than 200 million albums world-wide.
Pros: She's French, and the French are known for their skills in the bedroom.
Cons: She's married to that ugly old guy...I mean, I'm sure he's sweet but do you really want her to be thinking about HIM while she's doing YOU? That can't be good for the self-esteem!
Created: April 3rd, 2008 Added by sachaShania Twain
Shania Twain has faded from the spotlight in the last few years, but was once one of Canada's biggest music stars... FOR SINGING COUNTRY OF ALL THINGS!!! She was known for her revealing outfits and was criticized for her bared mid-drift in Nashville. Good-looking and successful, she followed the Canadian tradition of super-hot stars marrying old, ugly producers and settled with him in Switzerland.
Pros: She wants you to "Come on Over" so she can "Getcha good"....that sounds promising!
Cons: She sings country...but as long as she shuts up in bed you might not try and kill her....
Created: April 3rd, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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