Chewbacca vs. Harry Henderson
Which one would you like to spend a sexy afternoon combing until his fur glistens? Which one would you rather scratch behind the ears while he wags his tail? Are these metaphors for sexual acts? All questions shall be answered once you pick your pet!
Chewbacca
Chewbacca, a big Wookie from Star Wars was Hans Solo's co-pilot in the films. Chewbacca is a friend to Luke and The Force helping to fight Darth Vader and sane the wise Yoda.
Pros: A friendly beast, Chewbacca would be the worlds biggest teddy bear.
Cons: You might have to do a little trimming before you find the goods.
Created: April 6th, 2008 Added by sachaHarry Henderson
Harry, also known as Bigfoot, is a monster with a heart who found a home with the Henderson family. They hit him with their car during a family outing and took him home to nurse him back to health. After some bonding and brushes with the authorities, they decide to return Harry to the wild.
Pros: Full of love, and probubly some pent up lust after years wandering the forest, you would probubly be ending up with a very horny and willing-to-commit type Yeti.
Cons: You'll go broke buying razors and shaving gel.
Created: April 2nd, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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