Cinderella
Cinderella always knew she was going to get out of the kitchen. In typical Disney fashion, this super-hot cartoon babe beat out two fugly, mean chicks for the affections of the handsome prince, despite her status as nothing more then the kitchen maid. But really, did she win out because she was a nice, sweet girl? Or did she win out because the kingdom didn't have enough paper bags in it for the prince to take one of her beastly foes to bed?
PROS: She'll even clean the castle afterwards!
CONS: Who wants to do ANY chick with all those creepy little clothed mice running around??!!!
Created: August 22nd, 2008 Added by sacha