Dr. John Dorian vs. McDreamy

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

Both these guys keep getting involved with the same chick over and over and over again.

Are you sick of watching Dr. Elliot and Dr. Grey cry over these boys? Do you want a shot at a broken heart? Pick one of these medical man-whores and head to the examination room!

Dr. John Dorian

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Dr. Dorian, known as J.D., is the main character on the hit T.V. sitcom, "Scrubs". J.D. is a new doctor trying to figure out his place in "Sacred Heart" hospital. He has a silly sense of humor and a mess of a personal life, he's constantly sleeping with/dating/breaking up with Elliot, a fellow Doctor. Often slipping into a fantasy world to avoid life's stresses, J.D. somehow seems to come through in the end despite his fragile connection with reality.

Pros: A Jewish doctor! What more could a young yiddish girl ask for???

Cons: Don't be surprised if your sexy time in the supply closet is foiled by some fiendish plot by the evil janitor.

McDreamy

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Dr. Shepard, played by Patrick Dempsy, is the sexy Dr. McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy. Dr. Sheperd was married to Addison first, but they divorced after he found her in bed with his best friend Mark. He started seeing the shows title character Dr. Grey, but their relationship is interrupted by the return of his Ex-wife wanting t reconcile. They didn't, but since then McDreamy and Dr. Grey have been on again, off again, on again...resulting in a zillion episodes featuring Dr. Grey with her mascara running down her face.

Pros: He's a DREAMY DOCTOR!!!! And you don't need to worry about his girlfriend getting upset about it, she's always crying anyways.

Cons: He just can't seem to make up his mind...

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