Elvira vs. Morticia Adams
Which would you rather be in a dark room with? Whose name would you rather cry out with a mixture of pain and pleasure? Choose wisely, either way you're in for a long night...
Elvira
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This "Mistress of the Night" hosted all the great late-night horror movies of the eighties. Her popularity led to a blitz of media campaigns where she sold anything and everything, all with those opalescent breasts barely clinging to the inside of her shirt....
Cons:
You might get bitten
Pros:
You might get bitten....
Created: March 27th, 2008 Added by sachaMorticia Adams
Vitals:
Morticia is the mom from the Adams family, and is the original sexy goth chick! This woman has long dark hair and smoky black eyes that could convince any red-blooded man to let himself be tortured! Kinky, svelte and sexy, Morticia is the ultimate MILF!
Cons: A jealous husband who would gladly do strange and terrible things to any man who laid eyes on her, a house full of creepy kids, and not knowing where that disembodied hand thats always hanging around might end up....
Pros: The French you learned in high school won't go to waste, one line gets her hot and horny!
Created: March 27th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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