Five Bikini Contest Contestants

Here we have a smackdown featuring 2 lovely ladies from Maxim's "Ultimate Beaches" article. Representing St. John is the lovely Melissa Baker, and representing South Carolina is the sizzling Lauren Michelle Hill. Which ...um...beach... has what it takes to win your vote??

Last time we pit Jamie Eason against four fitness girls and Jamie still won! Let's if you can decide between FIVE bikini contestants and Jamie!

Better hitch up your pants, put on those taped up glasses and load up those pocket protectors, cuz' it's time for a "hot nerd girl" smackdown! It's Mythbuster Kari Byron vs. IGN's Jessica Chobot in an all out battle for geek-supremacy!

Which similarly named American beach babe would YOU rather bang with??

This smackdown features 2 beautiful ladies from the European metal scene. It's the Italians vs. the Dutch as Lacuna Coil's Christina Scabbia takes on Within Temptation's Sharon den Adel. Which one of these heavy metal ladies has the brutal beauty to win your vote?

Regardles of how you feel about Star Wars, you can appreciate the beauty of these two space heroines. Both come from royalty, love fighting empires and, weirdly enough, are related. It's a choice between mother and daughter, classic favorite vs. captivating newcomer. Even if you're not a sci-fi aficionado, you have a difficult decision to make. May the force be with you.

This smackdown is for real! Which of these 2 lovely pro wrestling divas has got what it takes to win your vote???

You want a description? Here is your description!! Please, just ignore this lame description and vote.

Ok, so here we have a smackdown between 2 of the leading ladies from Tarantino/Rodriguez's 2007 double feature, Grindhouse (Planet Terror to be more specific). Sure one of them may be a deranged nurse, and the other may have a machine gun for a leg, but whatever, they're still super hot (you never know, some people may be into that sort of thing...you know who you are!). Anyways, who's it going to be, the lovely Dr. Dakota, or the zombie ass-kicker/go-go dancer Cherry Darling? The choice is yours!

I know you want them to play doubles, but this is a singles match! You only get to pick ONE.