Jemaine Clement vs. Bret McKenzie

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

Who's your favorite Conchord? For those of you who don't know, Flight of the Conchords is "New Zealand's favorite folk parody band" and have reached international success with their hilarious music and television series. If you're not doing so already, go listen to some of their tunes and have a laugh! ...But don't forget to vote first!

Jemaine Clement

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Born January 10, 1974 in New Zealand, Jemaine Clement (a.k.a. The Hiphopopotamus) is a musician, comedian, actor and writer, best known for being one half of the musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords. While studying film and drama at university, Jemaine met fellow student Bret McKenzie and formed Flight of the Conchords. The duo went on to release 3 albums, tour internationally (appearing on such shows as Late Night with Conan O'Brien and The Late Show with David Letterman). The duo was offered a 12 part HBO series which was later renewed for a second season.

Bret McKenzie

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Born 29 June 1976 in New Zealand, Bret McKenzie (a.k.a. The Rhymnoceros) is an actor and comedian, best known for being half of the musical comedy duo Flight of the Conchords and his incredibly brief appearance in the Lord of the Rings trilogy (1st and 3rd films). While studying film and theater at Victoria University of Wellington, he met Jemaine Clement and together they formed Flight of the Conchords, to much international acclaim. Bret has also released an album called Prototype as Video Kid and is part of the Wellington International Ukulele Orchestra.

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