Jenna Bush vs. Barbara Bush
Daddy might be funny looking, but he must have something good floating around in his gene pool to have created these sexy sisters. Which one would you risk a CIA investigation for?
Jenna Bush
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Jenna Bush is the blonde half of the Bush twins. She attended the University of Texas and was caught drinking underage TWICE while attending. This caused a frenzy of media attention, which may have pissed her daddy off slightly, but did distract the public attention briefly away from all those Iraqi children he was killing. Recently engaged, she is the first daughter Georgy gets to give away.
Pros: Blondes have more fun, and she's already proven it! Drunk girls are easier anyways...
Cons: You take a girl home drunk, she never looks the same in the morning...
Created: March 29th, 2008 Added by sachaBarbara Bush
Vitals: First daughter Barbara Bush, named after her grandma, is the brunette half of the Bush twins. Barbara attended Yale, and has been the victim of media onslaught after her and her sister were caught buying drinks in an Austin restaurant before they were of legal drinking age.
Pros: The darker Bush, she's leggy, attractive and can fill out a sweater quite nicely. She's also the twin who ISN'T about to be married.
Cons: Remember what Bush did to Saddam 'cuz he tried to kill his daddy? Well, I'm guessing boinking his daughter would be something like that, but worse....
Created: March 29th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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