Jenna Bush vs. Jenna Haze
Jenna Bush
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Jenna Bush is the blonde half of the Bush twins. She attended the University of Texas and was caught drinking underage TWICE while attending. This caused a frenzy of media attention, which may have pissed her daddy off slightly, but did distract the public attention briefly away from all those Iraqi children he was killing. Recently engaged, she is the first daughter Georgy gets to give away.
Pros: Blondes have more fun, and she's already proven it! Drunk girls are easier anyways...
Cons: You take a girl home drunk, she never looks the same in the morning...
Created: March 29th, 2008 Added by sachaJenna Haze
Jenna Haze is an American porn star born in California. She dropped out of school at 15 to have sex with boys and smoke pot and went through a series of crappy jobs before realizing her hobby could become a career! She entered the porn industry at 19 and has since won awards for doing things on-screen that most woman won't even do in the dark.
Pros: Pros? SHE IS A PRO!
Cons: Do AIDS tests come in 12 packs now???
Created: May 11th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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