Jenna Bush vs. Jenna Jameson
Here are two girls with serious daddy issues. Jenna Bush WOULD be a good porn-star name if you think about it...just not terribly subtle. But since when are porn stars subtle? Or Bush's for that matter. Both are pretty open about who they're F**king.
Jenna Bush
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Jenna Bush is the blonde half of the Bush twins. She attended the University of Texas and was caught drinking underage TWICE while attending. This caused a frenzy of media attention, which may have pissed her daddy off slightly, but did distract the public attention briefly away from all those Iraqi children he was killing. Recently engaged, she is the first daughter Georgy gets to give away.
Pros: Blondes have more fun, and she's already proven it! Drunk girls are easier anyways...
Cons: You take a girl home drunk, she never looks the same in the morning...
Created: March 29th, 2008 Added by sachaJenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson started out stripping then began starring in erotic movies in 1993. She is one of the most famous woman in the porn industry, making appearances in main stream media, such as Howard Stern's movie "Private Parts" and a cartoon part on "Family Guy". She also penned a book titled "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star".
Pros: You've already had sex with that silicone cast of her vagina you bought at your local XXX Superstore, so you're ready for the real thing! AND SHE'S USED TO FAKING IT SO NO PRESSURE!!!
Cons: You're going to feel awkward with her ACTUALLY in the room...
Created: May 11th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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