Jessica Alba vs. Scarlett Johansson

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

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Jessica Alba

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Jessica Alba (born April 28, 1981) is an American television and film actress. Alba appears frequently on the "Hot 100" section of Maxim and was voted AskMen.com's number one on their list of "99 Most Desirable Women" in 2006, as well as "Sexiest Woman in the World" by FHM in 2007. She also appeared on the cover of Playboy, which was followed by a lawsuit that was later dropped. Alba has won various awards for her acting, including the Choice Actress Teen Choice Award and Saturn Award for Best Actress (TV) for her acting in the series Dark Angel.

Scarlett Johansson

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Scarlett Johansson gained critical acclaim for her movie roles in Ghost World, Lost in Translation, and Girl With A Pearl Earring. It’s rumoured that she likes older men, and will not date anyone under 30. She also does not believe in monogamy, but says she is not promiscuous. Scarlett often scores high on magazine polls for sexy celebrities. In March 2006, she topped the U.S. edition of FHM’s poll of the sexiest women alive. In 2007, Maxim named Johansson #3 in their Hot 100 issue. In February 2007, Playboy named her the “Sexiest Celebrity” of the year.

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