Jessica Simpson vs. Ashley Simpson
Sisters always fight, but now its time for you to fight over the sisters! Which Simpson will it be, the blonde dumb one or...er...the blonde dumb one?
Jessica Simpson
Pros:
- Is it a good thing that she's so stupid?
Cons:
- She'll make you a crappy football player.
Ashley Simpson
Ashley Simpson got to the spotlight riding the blonde pigtails of older sister Jessica. Ashley burst onto the music scene with dark black hair and a punk image, showing the world she was different from older sis. It didn't take long though for that ol' Simpson intelligence to show through. Ashley was caught lip-syncing on an episode of Saturday Night Live when the wrong track played. She tried to recover by doing a crazy little jig, but the set quickly cut to commercial and she never got to live it down. After that, she dyed her hair blonde and softened her look, blending in with the rest of the flaxen-haired bimbos in Hollywood.
Pros: She might not have talent on stage, but who need talent when you look like a Simpson girl?
Cons: Might try to serenade you. Avoid all karaoke bars!!!!
Created: March 30th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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hmm...
to make this fair we're going to have to find a new pic of Jessica...