Joanna Krupa vs. Kasia Cichopek

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

What country is 312,685 km², 3.07% water, and has a population of about 38,115,641? That's right! It's Poland! Poland has apparently produced some pretty hot actresses, and we've found 2 of them for your voting pleasure. Who's it going to be, the incredibly hot (and exported to America) model/B-movie actress Joanna Krupa, or Kasia Cichopek, the film and TV star so beautiful that Poland is keeping her all to itself? The decision is yours!

Joanna Krupa

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Joanna Krupa (born April 23, 1981 in Warsaw, Poland) is a Polish-American model/actress who moved to Chicago with her family at age 5. Joanna has appeared on the cover of many magazines and publications. Maxim named her #61 in its 2006 Hot 100 list. She was also voted German Maxim's Model of the Year 2004-2005. She was also a "Juggy Dancer" on The Man Show for a brief period of time and has appeared in several Hollywood films/TV shows throughout the decade. Joanna is also an advocate for PETA.

Kasia Cichopek

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Born October 7, 1982 in Warsaw, Poland, Kasia Cichopek is a popular film/television actress little known outside of her native Poland. She is best known to the Polish audience as Kinga Zduńska, starring in the series "M jak miłość" (L for Love) which is watched by nearly 10 million people. She is the winner of the popular TV show "Taniec z Gwiazdami" - Polish "Dancing with the Stars". She was also the host of the first edition of "Jak oni śpiewają?" Polish version of Soapstar Superstar.

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