The Little Mermaid
AS IF Disney didn't know what they were doing with this one. They took a virginal little red-head ad barely covered up her blossoming boobies with little seashells. THEN they gave her sexy slender legs and had her wash up NAKED on a beach without a voice so she was just a hot little thing with no way to argue. GEEZ that was subtle. No wonder the priest had a boner in the end.
PROS: She wants a chance to stretch out those new legs of hers!
CONS: She smells like...well...fish.
Created: August 22nd, 2008 Added by sacha