The Little Mermaid vs. Cinderella
Would you rather get it on with a girl who's already all wet, or take your chance with one that would do ANYTHING to get outta the kitchen? You can only be handsome prince to one...
The Little Mermaid
AS IF Disney didn't know what they were doing with this one. They took a virginal little red-head ad barely covered up her blossoming boobies with little seashells. THEN they gave her sexy slender legs and had her wash up NAKED on a beach without a voice so she was just a hot little thing with no way to argue. GEEZ that was subtle. No wonder the priest had a boner in the end.
PROS: She wants a chance to stretch out those new legs of hers!
CONS: She smells like...well...fish.
Created: August 22nd, 2008 Added by sachaCinderella
Cinderella always knew she was going to get out of the kitchen. In typical Disney fashion, this super-hot cartoon babe beat out two fugly, mean chicks for the affections of the handsome prince, despite her status as nothing more then the kitchen maid. But really, did she win out because she was a nice, sweet girl? Or did she win out because the kingdom didn't have enough paper bags in it for the prince to take one of her beastly foes to bed?
PROS: She'll even clean the castle afterwards!
CONS: Who wants to do ANY chick with all those creepy little clothed mice running around??!!!
Created: August 22nd, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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