Marilyn Manson vs. Marilyn Monroe

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Both of these "beautiful people" are synonymous with drugs, sex and music. Both of them could show a fella a good time...depending on what kind of good time he's looking for. I'm guessing Monroe is less likely to use rubber phallus's and animal blood during sex, but hey, at least her curves are real. Take that Manson! ZING!

Marilyn Manson

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Marilyn Manson, born Brian Warner, got his stage name from a combination of actress Marilyn Monroe and convicted killer Charles Manson. He got his big break when Trent Reznor took notice of him, and his first big hit, a dark re-make of "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics became popular. Manson has gone on to produce a number of hit songs, and despite looking like Satan's sexually confused he-bitch, has dated hot actresses such as Rose McGowen.

Pros: You'll finally know what it would be like to be with another woman...

Cons: If he's as fucked up as he is in public, do you really want to be involved with what goes on behind closed doors?

Marilyn Monroe

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Marilyn Monroe was the original dumb blond. Famous for her on-screen roles as a breathy, busty bimbo, Marilyn was the biggest sex icon of the 50's and 60's. Her songs, "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend" and "Happy Birthday Mr. President" have gone down in history and have been sujected to repeat performances by stars like Anna Nicole Smith and Madonna. Her suicide is still thought to have been a murder by her most ardent fans, despite a long history of mental illness and depression in her immediate family.

Pros: A woman with real curves! No lack of stuff to grab on to on this girl!

Cons: A notorious tart, Ms. Monroe might have gone through more husbands than Liz Taylor had she lived.

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