Marla Singer vs. Mrs. Lovett

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

Dark characters both just looking for love.

Which do you prefer? Do you like the accent and the corset or are you more interested in a girl that swears more then most gangster rappers and drinks like Paris Hilton about to go for an early morning drive?

You decide!

Marla Singer

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Poor Marla, a suicidal, emotional wreck with a preference towards guys with personality disorders. Though technically she did get to do both Brad Pitt and Edward Norton at the same time, which is more than most girls get. (do you think they touched eachother....?)

An anorexic smoker, this girl has her own breed of messed-up sexy, the kind that doesn't care what you do or how you do it. This in itself is an attractive quality in a woman. She doesn't seem to mind a mess either so you won't have to clean up or dish out for a nice hotel. This girl is fine with dirty sheets and roach-infested cesspools, which for those of us who tend to forget which day is laundry day and what knob on the dishwasher does what, can be a good thing!

Mrs. Lovett

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A British pie-shop owner, Mrs. Lovett boasts the worst meat pies in London. It's not her fault though, the cats are getting harder and harder to catch.

This devious dame isn't best known for her cooking, but for her murderous plots and dark deeds, all which lead to her tragic end.

But does she do it because she's an evil, conniving witch? No, she does it for the love of her vengeful barber friend, Sweeny Todd. The things a girl will do for love....

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