Mermaid vs. Reverse-Mermaid

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

You're cruising along in your boat, drunk as a grizzled old boxing commissioner, when you see what appears to be a mermaid sitting on a rock. You approach cautiously, hoping to get some fantastic nautical action. Which kind of mermaid would you prefer? The regular mermaid (sexy albeit impractical) or the practical yet disturbingly unsexy reverse-mermaid? This question has plagued the nautical types for ages, it's your turn to settle the score! Vote now!

Mermaid

Vitals:

Pros:
Every drunken sailor's fantasy, nice face, nice boobs, still sexy, fish part is alright too (assuming you're into that sort of thing... I won't judge...)

Cons:
No vagina??? What the hell is this, the Singapore ladyboy convention??? "Would it be weird for you if I touched your fishy half, cuz I know it would be for me..."

Reverse-Mermaid

Vitals:

Pros:
Hooray! A vagina! Practical, now you can produce all the horrid quarter-fished offspring you desire!

Cons:
EEEEEEEW! Makes gross fish sounds and is... well... a fish basically...

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