Mermaid vs. Reverse-Mermaid
You're cruising along in your boat, drunk as a grizzled old boxing commissioner, when you see what appears to be a mermaid sitting on a rock. You approach cautiously, hoping to get some fantastic nautical action. Which kind of mermaid would you prefer? The regular mermaid (sexy albeit impractical) or the practical yet disturbingly unsexy reverse-mermaid? This question has plagued the nautical types for ages, it's your turn to settle the score! Vote now!
Mermaid
Pros:
Every drunken sailor's fantasy, nice face, nice boobs, still sexy, fish part is alright too (assuming you're into that sort of thing... I won't judge...)
Cons:
No vagina??? What the hell is this, the Singapore ladyboy convention??? "Would it be weird for you if I touched your fishy half, cuz I know it would be for me..."
Reverse-Mermaid
Pros:
Hooray! A vagina! Practical, now you can produce all the horrid quarter-fished offspring you desire!
Cons:
EEEEEEEW! Makes gross fish sounds and is... well... a fish basically...
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