Monica Lewinsky vs. Paula Jones
Bill's girls are battling for top babe! Which one would you suffer Hillary's wrath for?
Monica Lewinsky
VITALS:
Ms. Lewinsky is a girl worth getting impeached over! Famous for her sexy romps with Bill Clinton, she made headlines as a giver, not a receiver.I guess you have to win an election to get a turn...
Pros: Is well known for her oral artistry.
Cons: Since they found semen on her dress, it's likely she's not a swallower...at least not an effective one.
Created: March 30th, 2008 Added by sachaPaula Jones
VITALS:
Paula Jones is best known as the woman who did Bill Clinton...even if she says she didn't.
Jones accused and sued Bill Clinton for exposing himself to her, encouraging her to preform oral sex on him, then telling her not to say anything about it. She scored points with fellow career-women by winning the lawsuit, then quickly lost all credibility by posing for Penthouse in the nude. Most recently she was in a celebrity boxing match against Tanya Harding.
Pros: Willing to do anything...well..for a little cash. Just don't expect her to admit to it after...
Cons: Bill got there first so vigorous courses of antibiotics should be utilized both before and after any sexual encounters with Ms. Jones.
Created: March 30th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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