Monty Burns vs. George Burns
Its a retirement home rumble! Who would you prefer gumming you passionately? Do you want to hold George's cigar? Do you want to find out how "excellent" Mr. Burns can be? Take your pick, you don't have much time until they fossilize!
Monty Burns
Vitals:
The evil nuclear power plant owner, Monty Burns is the oldest living person in Springfield. Ruthless and demonic, Monty Burns doesn't have a soft spot for anything but money. Not to say he's uptight though. Mr. Burns was painted by Marge Simpson naked, caught floating around the woods high as a kite, and even seduced Marge's mother away from Homer's dad.
Pros: He might leave you in his will..if he ever dies.
Cons: Smithers is going to KICK YOUR ASS!
Created: March 30th, 2008 Added by sachaGeorge Burns
VITALS:
George Burns had the longest running career of any entertainer in Hollywood. In the forties, him and his equally famous wife Gracie made America laugh with George playing the straight man. After her death, he started his sole career spanning his mid-seventies until his death at 100. George is famous for his one liners and ever-present cigar.
Pros: He's dead so you can pretty much do what you want with him.
Cons: You might smell like cigar smoke and old man afterwards.
Created: March 30th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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