Obama vs. Prince Charles

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

Which would you rather take a long jog on the beach with?

Both these political giants have attributes to please even the pickiest of potential do-ers. So what do you prefer? Brains or birthrights? Power or posh? A big white house or a house full of white guys? It's up to you to decide!

If you're staying on the beach, just remember your towel, wandering sand tends to ruin even the steamiest of sexy encounters...

Obama

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Obama for President!

People have accused him of getting where he is because he's black, but I think it has more to do with his sex appeal. This sexy political playboy is taking the female vote hands down, and unfortunately for Hilary the woman out-populate the men. It's looking like the White House is getting some much needed colour!

This man is smart, smooth and an ever snappy dresser. Can you imagine what that silver politicians tongue could do?

Because of his predecessor the number of young American men who haven't been shot or blown to bits before their prime is steadily declining, so you had better jump on this one fast.

Prince Charles

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Long live the King! (well...almost...)

Prince Charles, seen here bearing all for his kingdom, is just one expensive funeral away from being the King of one of the most powerful countries in the world!

Don't let the bad teeth and pretentious accent fool you, this man has sex appeal coming out of every diamond encrusted crevice! Just one look at that pasty middle aged flab-rack gets my libido racing. I'm getting a hankering for some bangers and mash just looking at him. Hey, if he was good enough for the beautiful Diana, he's good enough for me!

Forget about his tendency towards offing his former wives, or his seemly odd preference for woman who resemble Mr.Ed, this guy has enough cash to make anyone love him! Just be careful to get lots of incriminating photos and never ever sign a pre-nup.

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