Olivia Newton John vs. Jane Fonda

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

Do you want to get all "Grease"d up with Olivia, or "Walk on the Wild Side" with Jane? These two are in shape and ready to give you a work out! Unfortunately, you only get one of them as your personal trainer so choose carefully.

Olivia Newton John

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Olivia Newton John is an actress, singer and health advocate born from Britain. She had early fame as a singer, but really earned her success in the movie/musical "Grease" opposite John Travolta. Her songs in that movie including "You're the one That I Want" and "Summer Nights", became instant classics. After Grease, Olivia went on to become a hit singer with her song "Physical" topping the charts for months on end. A breast cancer survivor, Olivia has spent much of her career promoting health and fitness, even putting out a series of exercise tapes.

Pros: This girl like to get "Physical", and if you're lucky she'll wear that outfit from "Grease".

Cons: She's in her 50's now.

Jane Fonda

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Jane Fonda is an actress, political activist and fitness goddess. She is famous for her work in movies such as "Barbarella" where she appears wearing next to nothing for the majority of the film. Her series of work-out tapes inspired many woman to get fit, and cause many men to appreciate spandex. Her biggest public sanfu was using the word "Cunt" on the "Today Show" when talking to the host about her involvement in the vagina monologues.

Pros: She likes to talk dirty and doesn't care who's listening!

Cons: She went from "Barbarella" to Christianity. Though it is true that a lot of her work had a few guys screaming out the Lords name in a positive tone...

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