Optimus Prime vs. Notre Dame Leprechaun

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

Hrmm…that's all I've got.

Optimus Prime

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Leader of the Autobots,a group of sentient robots from the planet Cybertron. Sure he might be metal, but he would be one hell of a date. He has his own truck (which he can transform into) and swoop you off of your feet. I cannot imagine a better fate. On the first date you are already on top of him, so wearing a skirt might not be a great idea, unless of course you like show and tell. Only problem is when things get hot and heavy the truck goes bye bye.

Notre Dame Leprechaun

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The Notre Dame Leprechaun has been the image of tradition in college football for decades. Sadly, because of the recent failure that is the Notre Dame Football Program, he has been given a ton of grief and has been debased as "overrated". However, he symbolizes the loyalty that is the Notre Dame fan base and he will continue to raise his fists in defiance over the tyranny of all who oppose him.
Pros: He's got that cute lil' beard that just tickles the fancy. Plus he's Irish, so it's lucky to be him.
Cons: Because he's Irish, he won't be a cheap date. He will drink a ton.

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