Paris Hilton vs. Hot Dog Girl

Here we have a smackdown featuring 2 lovely ladies from Maxim's "Ultimate Beaches" article. Representing St. John is the lovely Melissa Baker, and representing South Carolina is the sizzling Lauren Michelle Hill. Which ...um...beach... has what it takes to win your vote??

Last time we pit Jamie Eason against four fitness girls and Jamie still won! Let's if you can decide between FIVE bikini contestants and Jamie!

Which similarly named American beach babe would YOU rather bang with??

Regardles of how you feel about Star Wars, you can appreciate the beauty of these two space heroines. Both come from royalty, love fighting empires and, weirdly enough, are related. It's a choice between mother and daughter, classic favorite vs. captivating newcomer. Even if you're not a sci-fi aficionado, you have a difficult decision to make. May the force be with you.

Better hitch up your pants, put on those taped up glasses and load up those pocket protectors, cuz' it's time for a "hot nerd girl" smackdown! It's Mythbuster Kari Byron vs. IGN's Jessica Chobot in an all out battle for geek-supremacy!

This smackdown features 2 beautiful ladies from the European metal scene. It's the Italians vs. the Dutch as Lacuna Coil's Christina Scabbia takes on Within Temptation's Sharon den Adel. Which one of these heavy metal ladies has the brutal beauty to win your vote?

Ok, so here we have 2 of the hottest young singers in pop music today (IMHO). In one corner, we have the incredibly sexy (umbrella toting) Rihanna and in the other corner, Paramore's leading lady, the lovely Hayley Williams! Although Miss Williams may be slightly less "mainstream" than Rihanna, they definitey rival each other in hotness...in fact, such a rivalry may very well cause the earth to implode in on itself! A fiery explosion of pop-fueled chaos! Only you can save us all by voting immediately!

This smackdown is for real! Which of these 2 lovely pro wrestling divas has got what it takes to win your vote???

Who's your favorite "Barbie Girl"? By some cruel (or awesome?) twist of fate, both of these poor "Barbies" have had their fair share of run-ins with those "sexual documentary" style film makers you've certainly heard so much about... so tragic, how can they ever go on? I think voting for your favorite may help... don't ask me how, just do it.

Ok who looks better kissing? Creepy? or Hot? You decide.