Queen Elizabeth
The Queen has been the Queen since WW2. Old as hell and richer then hell, she's hanging on to that throne as long as she can to avoid giving it to Prince Charles, her dimwitted asshole of a son. British to the core, the Queen is always a proper lady, wearing white gloves and giving her "spreading the peanut butter" waves.
Pros: Maybe YOU'LL get the throne. King for a day in any case.
Cons: She's probably just as ridged as she looks...and shes defiantly as old as she looks!
Created: March 30th, 2008 Added by sacha