Queen Elizabeth vs. Margaret Thatcher

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

Both these proper British woman are as tough as nails...probably because they're dried out like last years prunes! These two are the perfect poster women for classic British looks...you know what I mean!

Queen Elizabeth

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The Queen has been the Queen since WW2. Old as hell and richer then hell, she's hanging on to that throne as long as she can to avoid giving it to Prince Charles, her dimwitted asshole of a son. British to the core, the Queen is always a proper lady, wearing white gloves and giving her "spreading the peanut butter" waves.

Pros: Maybe YOU'LL get the throne. King for a day in any case.

Cons: She's probably just as ridged as she looks...and shes defiantly as old as she looks!

Margaret Thatcher

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Margaret Thatcher was the Prime minister of the United Kingdom from 1979-1990. Conservative and known for being a cold hard bitch who shit-talked the Soviet Union with no visible fear. Nicknamed the "Iron lady" it's said that Thatcher only needed 4 hours of sleep a night during her stint as Prime Minister.

Pros: She only needs 4 hours sleep a night!

Cons: She looks like Margaret Thatcher...there was a reason the Russians were afraid.

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