Robo Cop vs. Kindergarten Cop

Click on one of the choices below to choose who YOU'D do! Not all the choices are going to be between Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel, so keep an open mind!

Who would you rather be handcuffed by? Both these characters are strong, sexy, and morally sound!

Robo Cop

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Peter Weller plays detective Alex Murphy, a cop-turned robot by the corrupt Omni Consumer Products corporation. Killed in the line of duty and noted as an exceptional police officer, the company used his remains to create the ultimate cop.

Pros: You can be sure RoboCop will call you in the morning, as he leaves he always lets you know he'll be back.

Cons: Doing it with Robocop might just be like using an over sized, automated dildo. Wait...thats a pro....

Kindergarten Cop

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Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Detective John Kimble in the 1990 film, "Kindergarten Cop". In the film, Kimble must go undercover as a substitute teacher in order to locate a witness for the drug case he is working on. Though he finds his new role aggravating, he comes to love the children and proves himself a strange, but suitable role model.

Pros: Nothing cuter than a big guy playing with kids!

Cons: It might be a tumor...did he ever get that thing checked????

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