Tom Green vs. Little Green Men
Which shade do you prefer?
Do you want the obviously abducted or the abductors?
Either way, you're sure to be probed.
Tom Green
Who didn't LOVE the Tom Green show???
Well, maybe those of you who got nauseas watching him lick the insides of decaying animals, but you're just a bunch of humorless pussies than anyways.
This funny man boasts his own T.V. show, several hilarious movies, and a marriage to the always foxy Drew Barrymore. Even a long hard battle with the manliest cancer of them all didn't stop this man from churning out the laughs.
Do you want to be fingered by Freddy? Even with his teabag at half-slap, I'm sure it would be a ride you wouldn't forget.
Created: March 15th, 2008 Added by sachaLittle Green Men
They've been abducting folks from trailer parks for years, screwing with farmers crops and dissecting livestock just to get our attention.They finally got their big break about a decade ago in "Toy Story", starring alongside Tom Hanks and Tim Allen, after figuring out making it in Hollywood is all about probing the right director.
Think of what these little guys could do after so many years studying the human anatomy. And with more than one at the party, you won't run the risk of having an emotionally attached alien leaving needy messages on your voicemail all the time.
Are you ready to make first contact?
Created: March 15th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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Tough one!
As someone who works with one of those alien critters on my desk all day and watches tom green's house religiously, this is a tough one!! Do I really want to do Tom Green? Probably not, but, those clingy aliens are emotionally draining! At least you don't have to call Tom back... but then there's the whole horse head thing... not to mention the cow's nipple....