Wayne Newton vs. Fig Newton
Both have been around for about a century, and both are a little fruity. Which Newton satisfies your appetite?
Wayne Newton
Wayne Newton may be the classiest man with bad hair this world has ever seen.
Mr. Las Vegas was once cited as the highest paid entertainer on earth, with thousands flocking to Nevada to hear him croon out his lounge-room melodies.
Gay or straight? This man once threatened Johnny Carson himself for making him the butt of late night jokes which questioned his sexuality, assuring screaming, panting woman everywhere that he is in fact, a heterosexual love machine.
Trust me, give him a solid hour and he'll have you shouting "Danke Schoen" so loud the neighbours will think you've just won the Berlin lottery.
Created: March 15th, 2008 Added by sachaFig Newton
Fig Newtons are sweet cookies produced by Nabisco. They have a soft cookie outer shell filled with yummy fig jam. Fig newtons are said to be named after Sir Issac Newton, who was said to enjoy a good fig tart.
Pros: Sweet and delicious, Fig Newtons are good any time!
Cons: Making love to a fig newton may prove a difficult and sticky venture, and much like the black widow you can eat your mate when you are through.
Created: April 6th, 2008 Added by sachaRate This Smackdown:
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