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The last 2 Batman films featured 2 different ladies in the role of Rachel Dawes (just in case you didn't notice). If you were Christian Bale, who would you be most pumped to have as your leading lady??

To continue with the "hot girls playing Guitar Hero" thing (should it be "Guitar Heroin"?), here's a lovely duo who enjoy working the virtual crowd in little to no clothes... which seems to be the style now-a-days... Who would you rather do??

Let's see which popular MySpace model is more popular on this (much cooler) site! Vote now!

So who's it gonna be, the original pre-fabricated "dance-troupe turned musical act" The Pussycat Dolls or Robin Antin's reality show spin-off group Girlicious? Either way, you're voting for the epitome of corporately fabricated "girl pop," so you'd might as well sit back and enjoy the eye-candy while you can. Who would you rather do?

So, you play guitar hero, do you? Yeah I bet you do you fucking loser! In all seriousness though, I include myself as one of the millions of players worldwide who has been enthralled by those flying circles and plastic guitar peripherals. So to us guitar hero players, what's better than a hot girl playing Guitar Hero? Well, a lot of things actually... like having sex with a hot girl WHILE playing Guitar Hero... awesome. Anyways, vote for your favorite Guitar Hero Hottie, and if you come across any others, be sure to add em and keep the train rolling!

This is simply the greatest smackdown EVER!

Dam. Was the cartoon really better?

What else do you need?

Hrmm…that's all I've got.

You're cruising along in your boat, drunk as a grizzled old boxing commissioner, when you see what appears to be a mermaid sitting on a rock. You approach cautiously, hoping to get some fantastic nautical action. Which kind of mermaid would you prefer? The regular mermaid (sexy albeit impractical) or the practical yet disturbingly unsexy reverse-mermaid? This question has plagued the nautical types for ages, it's your turn to settle the score! Vote now!